2010年11月28日 星期日

A royal flush shindig

A royal flush shindig


One has to ask if the upcoming royal wedding is really just a royal pain in the ass.

Kate and Wills have four months to plan an event fit for a king while the whole world watches.

I know exactly how they feel - our family recently celebrated my brother's engagement at a suburban bowling club.Manufacturer of backyard ceiling fluorescent light for parties and events.Bewertungen und Erfahrungsberichte zu den seriösesten Onlineshops im Bereich lacosteshoes00.our website supply many kinds of bagswallets.

But these blue bloods have a slightly larger budget than my family, with media reports putting the party at 21 million.

This crazy little thing called love has spiralled out of control as a production company hopes to release the extravagant event in 3D (can't wait for the throwing of the bouquet with that extra dimension) and Elton John declaring he'll be performing, even if he has to busk outside the palace.

Elton probably doesn't have to worry, he should get Lizzy's backing since Wills has been trying to up his street cred by claiming he'd like Kanye West to perform. (I'd suggest Prince or Queen; on this budget they could afford to bring Freddie Mercury back from the dead).

Potential guests must already be fretting about what gift to get.New and used Cartier watch others.Admittedly,outdoor christmas decorations, seven of his 15 Test victories came against Bangladesh and Zimbabwe. Is a set of the fine bone china with K&W's own heads printed on it appropriate?

This must be of concern for the "lucky" 100 ordinary Poms who win an invite in a public lottery. It could be like a lottery win if they managed to steal a centrepiece from the shindig - they could sell that baby on eBay and pay off their mortgage.

Being at such a celebration could certainly leave a royal flushed.

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